February 2012
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Mom..
What the hell am I supposed to do with regular-sized tampons?
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Hell yeah.
I’m drinking tonight.
Hot Damn.
myniggakdawg:
The majority of my male friends have large genetilia.
Karma's a bitch,
But she’s got my back right now.
Lovin’ it.
I tried so hard to not get attached.
Oh well.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME.
myniggakdawg:
Today in English I watched Shane Ledet give a presentation. I decided that if he wasn’t so annoying and gross, he’d be hot.
No…
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I thought I’d have a valentine this year.
Lol nope.
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On Valentine's Day:
nicholashoultdaily:
What My Friends Will Be Doing:
What I’ll Be Doing:
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"I just found a black man's pubic hair in the...
When did it become okay to comment on a person's...
Yes, I have acne. But no matter how polite you say it, asking why I broke out so bad is not cool.
This goes for my friends that have said something, my friends’ families, coworkers, and random-ass customers that I’ve never seen before.
Just shut up.
My birthday's in 151 days.
I have 11 paychecks until then. That’ll be around $3,000, plus I’ll get graduation money and birthday money.
I am leaving this fucking house and never coming back. I hate it here.
I'm a bad person...
They're remodeling everything at work
And I have not seen one unattractive construction worker.
This is unhealthy.
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What the fuck does GPOY mean?
Seriously.
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I wish they had weed at Walmart.
Hahahahahahaha
I’m too high for this bowling trip.
I love pot.
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You are not my fucking dad.
I don’t understand how you haven’t realized this yet.
Step parents think they're real parents.
If I want to take a 45 minute nap before I have to go to bowling practice and then church tonight, do not call my mom and tell her. I’m sorry that I have to wake up at 6 every morning even though I don’t get off until ten every night. I’m sorry that I’m doing what I can to not be exhausted every second of the day.
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Edline is ruining my life.
January 2012
37 posts
“You stopped caring. Just like that. You gave me no warning or time to prepare for heartbreak.”
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It's 1am and I'm
watching snakes get dissected with my boyfriend’s mom.
My usual Thursday night.
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You have no idea what those words do to me.
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Mom: I'm going to bed. *puts boots on and stands up*
Me: "Why'd you put your shoes on?"
Mom: "I figured they'd be easier to carry like this."
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Tumblr is the only social-networking site that I like when I’m high.
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“Lemme call you back, I gotta cut this ulcer off my lip.”
– My boyfriend. How cute.
I’m tired of being your secret.
Four years and you haven’t made it to a single game. I know you have a job and the games are at a really inconvenient time for you. But it kind of sucks. Every concert, every half time show, every parade David was in, you were there. Just one game. That’s all I’m asking. Hell, even a practice, I don’t care. Just something.
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“Watching you walk out of my life does not make me bitter or cynical about love, but rather makes me realize that if I wanted so much to be with the wrong person how beautiful it will be when the right one comes along.”
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My room is clean. I did all the scholarship things you asked me to. I made a fucking in depth schedule of when I’ll do my forty hours of community service. I mean. It’s not like I can avoid it. I HAVE to do it. And I will. I have until March to get it done. So just chill out and let me do something for God’s sake.
I’m grounded. Awesome.