Is this where I put the title?


Holy shit





So high. My hair’s getting long!



(Source: borderlineocd)



Pretty teeth

(Source: kingcum)


I really need to stop smoking before work.


I feel like Biggie when I smoke blunts.


I think I’m going through menopause.
Fuck this shit.




Flash your lights, let him know it’s on.

– The Hangover is so fucking funny.

Um. Okay. I was sitting in the living room with my stepdad just watching tv. And my mom calls my stepdad. And ALL THE SUDDEN, my stepdad says, “okay, let me go get Molly.” Molly is his gun. Like, he just grabbed his gun.
I’m too high to be sitting next to a gun right now.


Liz Lemon is my future.





We smoked so much in such a short period of time.


I went to church with my mom for mother’s day. She started crying during the service because she says I don’t need her anymore.
I don’t even know how to comfort people.
I’m out of mein kompfort zone.


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